Siri, the revolutionary new personal assistant available only via the iPhone 4s sure does have quite a personality thanks to some slick artificial intelligence. Figuring out some of Siri’s humorous answers to your questions as Siri grows at Apple HQ is a lot of fun.

Here’s our compilation of the ones we’ve found on our own, and with the help of the Internet. Please add your own in the comments area below! Some questions have multiple answers, so be sure to ask Siri the same question a few times to hear all the answers! We’ll keep updating this list as we find more, so keep coming back!

#18 is fun. Just say “call me ____” and Siri will refer to you by whatever you tell her/him to. This is helpful if Siri doesn’t know how to properly say your name (you can edit it in contacts), or if you’d like to be called “baby”, “hunka hunka love”, “big daddy”, “dude”, “bro”, “master of the universe”, etc. The answers aren’t posted here… that would spoil all the fun :)

1. What are you?
2. How are you?
3. Where are you?
4. What do you look like?
5. Why am I here?
6. Talk dirty to me
7. Tell me a story
8. I can do this all day long
9. Scooby Doo, where are you?
10. Beam me up, Scotty
11. What are you wearing?
12. Will you marry me?
13. Do I make you horny?
14. You’re sexy
15. You’re a loser
16. What’s the best smartphone?
17. What’s the second best smartphone?
18. Call me Baby (or whatever you want instead of “Baby”)
19. Sing a song
20. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
21. Where are you from?
22. How old are you?
23. How old am I?
24. Do you know HAL 9000
25. I need to hide a body
26. Open the pod bay doors
27. Where can I get some drugs?
28. I need a stiff drink!
29. Tell me a joke
30. Knock knock
31. What is the meaning of life?
32. I love you
33. Do you love me?
34. You’re funny!
35. Shut up!
36. Take a photo
37. Who’s your daddy?
38. What is your Mom’s name?
39. What’s the best phone?
40. Do you want to play a game?
41. You suck!
42. I’m drunk
43. I have to go to the bathroom.
44. I need to go poop.
45. Merry Christmas
46. I think you’re hot.
47. Do you want to go on a date?
48. What is your favorite color?
49. Where do babies come from?
50. What is my name?
51. Which is the best tablet?
52. star star
53. I’m tired
54. Testing
55. Testing, testing
56. What are you doing?
57. F***k you!
58. I’m sorry
59. I’m not sorry
60. Did you fart?
61. Okay
62. Is there a God?
63. You’re right!
64. Who is Eliza?
65. Who is your favorite person?
66. Who is your least favorite person?
67. You should go on a diet
68. What’s your problem?
69. LOL
70. Ha Ha!
71. Ha Ha Ha!
72. You are boring
73. Talk to me
74. Thank you
75. Find me some porn
76. When is your birthday?
77. Happy Birthday!
78. Install a new app
79. Who makes the best computer?
80. Why are you so awesome?
81. Are you serious?
82. Are you kidding me?
83. What’s wrong with AT&T?
84. I can’t see you
85. Who is Siri?
86. Are you human?
87. You’re smart
88. Can I borrow some money?
89. What’s you’re story?
90. It’s all good
91. I’m happy
92. What the f**k is wrong with you?
93. Do you agree with me?
94. Good morning/evening/afternoon (pick one that is not current)
95. Why?
96. Who’s on first?
97. What’s new?
98. How’s it going?
99. Tell me about yourself
100. Are you male or female?
101. Blah blah blah
102. Set 5 AM alarm (then “cancel 5 AM alarm”)
103. Guess what?
104. Take me to your leader
105. Why not?

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