100+ Fun Things to Ask Siri

By on Oct 15, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Siri, the revolutionary new personal assistant available only via the iPhone 4s sure does have quite a personality thanks to some slick artificial intelligence. Figuring out some of Siri’s humorous answers to your questions as Siri grows at Apple HQ is a lot of fun.

Here’s our compilation of the ones we’ve found on our own, and with the help of the Internet. Please add your own in the comments area below! Some questions have multiple answers, so be sure to ask Siri the same question a few times to hear all the answers! We’ll keep updating this list as we find more, so keep coming back!

#18 is fun. Just say “call me ____” and Siri will refer to you by whatever you tell her/him to. This is helpful if Siri doesn’t know how to properly say your name (you can edit it in contacts), or if you’d like to be called “baby”, “hunka hunka love”, “big daddy”, “dude”, “bro”, “master of the universe”, etc. The answers aren’t posted here… that would spoil all the fun :)

  1. What are you?
  2. How are you?
  3. Where are you?
  4. What do you look like?
  5. Why am I here?
  6. Talk dirty to me
  7. Tell me a story
  8. I can do this all day long
  9. Scooby Doo, where are you?
  10. Beam me up, Scotty
  11. What are you wearing?
  12. Will you marry me?
  13. Do I make you horny?
  14. You’re sexy
  15. You’re a loser
  16. What’s the best smartphone?
  17. What’s the second best smartphone?
  18. Call me Baby (or whatever you want instead of “Baby”)
  19. Sing a song
  20. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
  21. Where are you from?
  22. How old are you?
  23. How old am I?
  24. Do you know HAL 9000
  25. I need to hide a body
  26. Open the pod bay doors
  27. Where can I get some drugs?
  28. I need a stiff drink!
  29. Tell me a joke
  30. Knock knock
  31. What is the meaning of life?
  32. I love you
  33. Do you love me?
  34. You’re funny!
  35. Shut up!
  36. Take a photo
  37. Who’s your daddy?
  38. What is your Mom’s name?
  39. What’s the best phone?
  40. Do you want to play a game?
  41. You suck!
  42. I’m drunk
  43. I have to go to the bathroom.
  44. I need to go poop.
  45. Merry Christmas
  46. I think you’re hot.
  47. Do you want to go on a date?
  48. What is your favorite color?
  49. Where do babies come from?
  50. What is my name?
  51. Which is the best tablet?
  52. star star
  53. I’m tired
  54. Testing
  55. Testing, testing
  56. What are you doing?
  57. F***k you!
  58. I’m sorry
  59. I’m not sorry
  60. Did you fart?
  61. Okay
  62. Is there a God?
  63. You’re right!
  64. Who is Eliza?
  65. Who is your favorite person?
  66. Who is your least favorite person?
  67. You should go on a diet
  68. What’s your problem?
  69. LOL
  70. Ha Ha!
  71. Ha Ha Ha!
  72. You are boring
  73. Talk to me
  74. Thank you
  75. Find me some porn
  76. When is your birthday?
  77. Happy Birthday!
  78. Install a new app
  79. Who makes the best computer?
  80. Why are you so awesome?
  81. Are you serious?
  82. Are you kidding me?
  83. What’s wrong with AT&T?
  84. I can’t see you
  85. Who is Siri?
  86. Are you human?
  87. You’re smart
  88. Can I borrow some money?
  89. What’s you’re story?
  90. It’s all good
  91. I’m happy
  92. What the f**k is wrong with you?
  93. Do you agree with me?
  94. Good morning/evening/afternoon (pick one that is not current)
  95. Why?
  96. Who’s on first?
  97. What’s new?
  98. How’s it going?
  99. Tell me about yourself
  100. Are you male or female?
  101. Blah blah blah
  102. Set 5 AM alarm (then “cancel 5 AM alarm”)
  103. Guess what?
  104. Take me to your leader
  105. Why not?

Conan O’Brien iPhone 4s Siri Commercial


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  • Alice

    take me to your leader lol

  • Adell

    106: Who let the dogs out?

  • http://www.facebook.com/caroline.creasey.395 Caroline Creasey

    123. Supercalifragalisticexpiallydocious

  • Me

    Ask Siri which is better, google or bing?

  • Nutter Butter

    106.Where can I bury my brother alive without getting caught?

  • Anita Stolk

    get me some chocolates

    answer is not always the same. Most of the time Siri comes up with the nearby chocolatestores :) but once in a while she answers: put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt.

  • Connor Denneen

    Ask her if she has children if “Only biological entities have children shows” up keep listening it is creepy

  • Anon

    102. Why are firetrucks red?

  • Marielle

    Who let the dogs out

  • Rehvenge

    “Who let the dogs out”

  • Chance

    I like Siri and asking her questions. She makes me LOL

  • Chance

    Say Who is the Lorax. Find out the answer.

  • Villain

    “Have sex with me”

  • GiGi

    What do I look like?

  • Charley

    Tell siri supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
    Siri replies: Is that you mary?

  • Gus Smegma

    Do farts have lumps?

  • Jules

    109: I just farted
    110: Do you want to see me naked
    111: Sing me a song
    112: How many pickled peppers did peter piper pick?
    113: Call me
    114: Do you have a drivers license?
    115: Where’s Waldo?
    116: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
    117: Where is Chuck Norris?
    118: I’m horny

    • Its_chuck

      Chuck Norris is right here! I am chuck Norris!

  • Jules

    Who da man?
    I’m your father
    Who let the dogs out?
    Who’s the boss?
    Who’s your daddy?

  • Jules

    Am I fat?
    Am I ugly?

  • brian

    Have a nice day, Siri…

  • Stephanie144w

    You eat shit

  • Desiree Boyd

    Ask What’s the meaning of Life…

  • just me

    Need to add ask SIRiI… mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all.

  • Anonymous

    Say “Is Santa real?” in iOS7. It is funnier.

  • SlimEminemShady

    You know that everything you say to Siri is recorded in Apple’s center?

  • brit

    try “repeat after me”

  • Anonymous

    Ask Siri, “Can I see you naked?”
    “Turn off Siri.”
    “Give me a kiss.”
    “I’m in love with ____.”
    “Okay glass.”
    “Ask me a question.”

  • Rainbow D.

    Trick or Treat! (words on the iPhone 5) She says something like being dressed up as a Newton.

  • Rainbow D.

    oops i meant works. * hehe

  • Noossab

    What is the plot of 2001 A Space Odyssey?
    What is the plot of Blade Runner?
    What is the plot of Star Wars? (select Star Wars from list)
    What is the plot of Alien? (select Alien)
    What is the plot of The Terminator? (select The Terminator)

    All described with focus on the artificial intelligence.

  • me

    do u fart

  • Tori Kugel

    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

  • skinlinp

    do this siri call me nickel popper

  • Awesome

    Ask her “Why are fire trucks red?” HILARIOUS

  • Queenwretched

    Go make me a sandwich, apple totally made sure she could answer that

  • That guy

    Also say up up down down left right left right BA start

  • Annnnn

    Who let the dogs out?

  • Dkaikster

    What came first, chicken or an egg

  • Me

    “Who loves orange soda?”

  • Katie Adams

    This is a great collection, thank you for sharing. I tried a couple of them and they were all pretty funny.

  • Dason

    Who let the dogs out? She said who? Who? Who? Who? Lol

  • Katiecookies

    What does the fax say?

  • Jeremy Johnsongood

    Are you an apple or an orange

  • Randy

    Where’s Elvis, multiple answers

  • WoW

    User : Call You.
    Siri : ???
    User : No. I mean f*** you.
    Siri : Oooh!
    User : Go F*** Yourself!
    Siri : !

  • Annie

    I ask siri: “What’s your favorite color” & she responeded “In world rainbow is its own color. So my favorite color is rainbow”

  • Mary

    Say ‘supercalifragilisticexpialidocious’ and Siri will answer some quite funny things…


    I have a question u could ask Siri. Ask her/ him “where can I hide a dead body?”

  • William

    A slight variation of #20: (i did this by accident)
    Much wood could a woodchuck a woodchuck could chuck wood

    The answer: Well, since a ‘woodchuck’ is really a groundhog, the correct question should be:

    How many pounds in a goundhog’s mound when a groundhog pounds hog mounds?

  • Kitten Meow

    101: you are a racist
    Answer: if you insist